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We'd like to welcome all new agents and members of SHIELD! We thank you for your contributions to defending this planet from supervillains, alien invasions, and the food that somebody left in the fridge last year that has mysteriously achieved sentience and declared itself a sovereign nation.

Existing agents, please remember that our new hires are members of the SHIELD family. Do not taunt or tease them. In particular, the betting pool on how long it will take them to flee screaming is highly inappropriate.

We'd like to welcome all new agents and members of SHIELD! We thank you for your contributions to defending this planet from supervillains, alien invasions, and the food that somebody left in the fridge last year that has mysteriously achieved sentience and declared itself a sovereign nation.

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We'd like to welcome all new agents and members of SHIELD! We thank you for your contributions to defending this planet from supervillains, alien invasions, and the food that somebody left in the fridge last year that has mysteriously achieved sentience and declared itself a sovereign nation.

Existing agents, please remember that our new hires are members of the SHIELD family. Do not taunt or tease them. In particular, the betting pool on how long it will take them to flee screaming is highly inappropriate.

We'd like to welcome all new agents and members of SHIELD! We thank you for your contributions to defending this planet from supervillains, alien invasions, and the food that somebody left in the fridge last year that has mysteriously achieved sentience and declared itself a sovereign nation.

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We'd like to welcome all new agents and members of SHIELD! We thank you for your contributions to defending this planet from supervillains, alien invasions, and the food that somebody left in the fridge last year that has mysteriously achieved sentience and declared itself a sovereign nation.

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Existing agents, please remember that our new hires are members of the SHIELD family. Do not taunt or tease them. In particular, the betting pool on how long it will take them to flee screaming is highly inappropriate.

We'd like to welcome all new agents and members of SHIELD! We thank you for your contributions to defending this planet from supervillains, alien invasions, and the food that somebody left in the fridge last year that has mysteriously achieved sentience and declared itself a sovereign nation.

Existing agents, please remember that our new hires are members of the SHIELD family. Do not taunt or tease them. In particular, the betting pool on how long it will take them to flee screaming is highly inappropriate.

We'd like to welcome all new agents and members of SHIELD! We thank you for your contributions to defending this planet from supervillains, alien invasions, and the food that somebody left in the fridge last year that has mysteriously achieved sentience and declared itself a sovereign nation.

Existing agents, please remember that our new hires are members of the SHIELD family. Do not taunt or tease them. In particular, the betting pool on how long it will take them to flee screaming is highly inappropriate.

We'd like to welcome all new agents and members of SHIELD! We thank you for your contributions to defending this planet from supervillains, alien invasions, and the food that somebody left in the fridge last year that has mysteriously achieved sentience and declared itself a sovereign nation.

Existing agents, please remember that our new hires are members of the SHIELD family. Do not taunt or tease them. In particular, the betting pool on how long it will take them to flee screaming is highly inappropriate.

We'd like to welcome all new agents and members of SHIELD! We thank you for your contributions to defending this planet from supervillains, alien invasions, and the food that somebody left in the fridge last year that has mysteriously achieved sentience and declared itself a sovereign nation.

Existing agents, please remember that our new hires are members of the SHIELD family. Do not taunt or tease them. In particular, the betting pool on how long it will take them to flee screaming is highly inappropriate.

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We'd like to welcome all new agents and members of SHIELD! We thank you for your contributions to defending this planet from supervillains, alien invasions, and the food that somebody left in the fridge last year that has mysteriously achieved sentience and declared itself a sovereign nation.

Existing agents, please remember that our new hires are members of the SHIELD family. Do not taunt or tease them. In particular, the betting pool on how long it will take them to flee screaming is highly inappropriate.

We'd like to welcome all new agents and members of SHIELD! We thank you for your contributions to defending this planet from supervillains, alien invasions, and the food that somebody left in the fridge last year that has mysteriously achieved sentience and declared itself a sovereign nation.

Existing agents, please remember that our new hires are members of the SHIELD family. Do not taunt or tease them. In particular, the betting pool on how long it will take them to flee screaming is highly inappropriate.

We'd like to welcome all new agents and members of SHIELD! We thank you for your contributions to defending this planet from supervillains, alien invasions, and the food that somebody left in the fridge last year that has mysteriously achieved sentience and declared itself a sovereign nation.

Existing agents, please remember that our new hires are members of the SHIELD family. Do not taunt or tease them. In particular, the betting pool on how long it will take them to flee screaming is highly inappropriate.

We'd like to welcome all new agents and members of SHIELD! We thank you for your contributions to defending this planet from supervillains, alien invasions, and the food that somebody left in the fridge last year that has mysteriously achieved sentience and declared itself a sovereign nation.

Existing agents, please remember that our new hires are members of the SHIELD family. Do not taunt or tease them. In particular, the betting pool on how long it will take them to flee screaming is highly inappropriate.

We'd like to welcome all new agents and members of SHIELD! We thank you for your contributions to defending this planet from supervillains, alien invasions, and the food that somebody left in the fridge last year that has mysteriously achieved sentience and declared itself a sovereign nation.

Existing agents, please remember that our new hires are members of the SHIELD family. Do not taunt or tease them. In particular, the betting pool on how long it will take them to flee screaming is highly inappropriate.